Send them to the store with $125 and they come back
with a Talon.
They ask how hard paintballs hit.
Thinks bunkering is cheating.
Ask to be a sniper.
Knows how to play because he has
seen a few John Wayne movies.
Brags about how far their paint goes (excluding flatline).
Asks where the barrel cover goes.
They talk about how bad it hurts to get shot by an angel.
Asks about washing dirty paintballs.
Asks if your gun is full auto.
Complain about teams when it's one angel against 20 raptors or any low end
gun!
Asks why you need an electric hopper.
Thinks more than 2 kills in one day is a slaughter.
Argues with his newbie friends about who should be the first to move out
the the bunker all three of them are in.
Asks why do you need to have all that paint on the field.
Are told to flank right and then goes straight.
Goes to a field with ski masks.
Calls "HIT" without checking.
Fires his paintballs,
barely grazing the teammate in front of him. Only stops when told by
his teammate to do so.
Wants to run away from the
opponents on the "break."
Calls himself "HIT/OUT"
when he runs out of paintballs.
Thinks any thing more than 500 rounds is a lot!
Wears a life jacket or any other protective padding that isn't paintball
related.
Looking for their hopper that fell off at the starting box.
Shoots opponent more than 3 times after already called hit.
During a game asks you "where are they at."
Doesn't
know a hit on the gun or hopper means he is eliminated.
Shoots at anything and everything while going to the their starting
base.
